Today, at 5:30, I will lose 3 lbs. Just like that. Easy. No work. Simple.
Now, if you are on a weightloss journey like I am, you may be interested in how you can lose 3 lbs so fast. Here is a 5 step guide.
1. Grow eyebrows.
2. Forget to get them "done" for about 3 months.
3. Look is the mirror and notice that you have two new pets. They would be the caterpillars that now reside above your eyes. Name them if you choose.
4. Make an appointment with your hairstylist.
5. Get those things tamed!!
3 lbs. gone!!!