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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's Day Humor

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

“Why of course,” comes the reply.

The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man....

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too!Let’s have another round to Ireland.”

“Of Course,” replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”

“Dublin,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it,” says the first man.

“I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”

“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”

“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ‘62.”

“This is unbelievable!” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ‘62, too!”

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again


Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

Monday, March 15, 2010

I Want to Win

I follow this wonderful blog about couponing, crafts, and money saving tips. Right now there is a giveaway that my little one would love! I get another entry into the drawing simply by blogging about the giveway!

She is always giving away such great things that you should definitely check this blog out. I know you will enjoy it as I do.

If you are interested in entering the giveaway, click here. That will take you right to the giveaway. Good luck to all who enter!!

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

3 lbs! Just like that!!

Today, at 5:30, I will lose 3 lbs. Just like that. Easy. No work. Simple.

Now, if you are on a weightloss journey like I am, you may be interested in how you can lose 3 lbs so fast. Here is a 5 step guide.

1. Grow eyebrows.

2. Forget to get them "done" for about 3 months.

3. Look is the mirror and notice that you have two new pets. They would be the caterpillars that now reside above your eyes. Name them if you choose.

4. Make an appointment with your hairstylist.

5. Get those things tamed!!

Voila!

3 lbs. gone!!!