St. Patrick's Day Humor

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

“Why of course,” comes the reply.

The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”

“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man....

The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too!Let’s have another round to Ireland.”

“Of Course,” replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks: “Where in Ireland are you from?”

“Dublin,” comes the reply.

“I can’t believe it,” says the first man.

“I’m from Dublin too! Let’s have another drink to Dublin.”

“Of course,” replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: “What school did you go to?”

“Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man. “I graduated in ‘62.”

“This is unbelievable!” the first man says. “I went to Saint Mary’s and I graduated in ‘62, too!”

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

“What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender.

“Nothing much,” replies the bartender. “The O’Malley twins are drunk again

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

I Want to Win

I follow this wonderful blog about couponing, crafts, and money saving tips. Right now there is a giveaway that my little one would love! I get another entry into the drawing simply by blogging about the giveway!

She is always giving away such great things that you should definitely check this blog out. I know you will enjoy it as I do.

If you are interested in entering the giveaway, click here. That will take you right to the giveaway. Good luck to all who enter!!

3 lbs! Just like that!!

Today, at 5:30, I will lose 3 lbs. Just like that. Easy. No work. Simple.

Now, if you are on a weightloss journey like I am, you may be interested in how you can lose 3 lbs so fast. Here is a 5 step guide.

1. Grow eyebrows.

2. Forget to get them "done" for about 3 months.

3. Look is the mirror and notice that you have two new pets. They would be the caterpillars that now reside above your eyes. Name them if you choose.

4. Make an appointment with your hairstylist.

5. Get those things tamed!!

Voila!

3 lbs. gone!!!

People Enjoy This? Really? Are you Sure?

Today is a day that should be written down in the history books. Did I save someone's life? Did I cure a deadly disease?


Well, kinda. I took steps (you'll get the joke in a second) in that direction. Follow me here, it's a bit of a stretch.


Today I exercised!!! For 30 minutes, I did the Weight Watcher Walk at Home video (Get the joke? "Took steps!" - lame, I know) So, in a way, Yes. Yes, I did save a life today - mine. Or atleast I took steps (there's that joke again) toward saving my life and while I'm not curing a deadly disease, I have started fighting against heart disease, diabetes, and obesity.


Yeah, I know that rationalization is a bit of a stretch, but kinda true too.


So what have you done lately to fight the battle of the bulge?

Update on a previous post - Operation Dr. Pepper (aka "Cut Back? Cold Turkery? To Be or Not to Be? Those are the Questions") - I have cut back on my Dr. Pepper and cola consumption. It is taking longer than I planned, but it is happening.

What The?

I just now noticed my visitor counter has been set back to zero. Wonder why that is? Must be my fault. I'll start a new one later. The last time I logged on, it was over 450.

So, if you really want to know what number visitor you are, add 450 to whatever the counter says over there and it'll get you in the ballpark.

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Incase Your Wondering

I officially started getting healthy - I typed dieting first, but decided that's not what I'm doing - the week of Christmas. An odd time to start a lifestyle change, but I'm an odd one. Anyway! Since then, I have cut back on the cokes, and tried to eat healthier. Well, I am happy to report that I have lost about 5 lbs now! 2.4 in the last week. :)

Notes of congratulations can be left in a comment. ;)

My New Motto

I came up with this today. I have to say, I think it's genius!!

Gettin' think in 2010!!!!